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Ruang Dimensi

The Portal




Suatu hari saya bosan, jadi saya pergi mencari di ruang merangkak untuk beberapa hal. Saya memindahkan kotak-kotak itu untuk mencari sesuatu yang saya tahu ada di belakang. Saya terus merangkak semakin jauh. Saya tidak ingat ruang sebesar ini, pikir saya. Lalu tiba-tiba, saya menabrak pintu. Dari mana ini berasal? Pikirku.

Saya berdiri dan menepis salju. Setengah berharap melihat Pak Tumnus menunggu saya, saya sedikit kecewa. Tapi saya berjalan dengan susah payah, dan segera saya datang ke sebuah rumah. Saya mengetuk pintu.

"Halo," jawab seorang wanita tua kecil. Dia tidak terlihat seperti penyihir, jadi saya pikir saya aman. Tapi sekali lagi, karena akrab dengan semua dunia fantasi lainnya, saya berjaga-jaga.

"Hai," kataku.

"Apakah kamu tersesat?"

"Saya baru saja tiba di sini."

"Ayo masuk karena kedinginan. Kamu tidak berpakaian dengan benar untuk cuaca seperti ini, sayangku."

Itu benar. Jadi saya masuk, dengan hati-hati. Semuanya tampak normal.


"Kamu dari mana?" tanyanya.

"Sisi lain portal," kataku, tahu itu terdengar konyol.

"Oh itu sangat luar biasa. Sudah lama sekali tidak ada yang berkunjung dari sisi lain portal," katanya gembira.

"Bisakah Anda memberi tahu saya di mana saya berada?" Tanyaku.

"Anda berada di Hutan Merah," katanya kepada saya.

"Hutan Merah, terdengar rapi. Apakah ada banyak orang di sini?"

"Ada sebuah kastil beberapa mil di jalan. Kamu benar-benar tiba pada saat yang tepat."

"Benarkah?" Tanyaku.

"Iya. Ada bola dalam beberapa minggu. Pangeran akan memilih pengantin wanita. Saya pikir Anda akan menjadi hebat."

"Yah, kurasa aku tidak bisa tinggal di sini untuk waktu yang lama. Aku harus pulang."

"Yah kenapa kamu tidak tinggal sampai bola, dan jika kamu tidak menyukainya, kamu bisa pulang."

"Tentu," saya setuju. Mengapa tidak, di rumah,, saya bosan, tidak ada lagi yang bisa dilakukan. Selain itu, jika saya benar, maka seperti di dunia lain, ketika saya kembali ke rumah, itu akan seperti tidak ada waktu yang berlalu sama sekali, dan tidak ada yang akan tahu saya telah pergi.


"Siapa namamu?" Tanyaku.

"Anda bisa memanggil saya Grazella," katanya.

"Aku Annie," kataku.

"Senang memilikimu," katanya padaku.


Selama minggu berikutnya, Grazella mengajari saya semua tentang cara mengesankan sang pangeran. Dia juga memberi saya beberapa makanan lezat, dan saya tidur di tempat tidur empat poster yang sangat nyaman. Itu bagus, saya tidak pernah harus melakukan tugas atau apa pun. Tentu saja tidak ada tv, tetapi Grazella memiliki banyak buku untuk saya baca.

Setelah minggu pertama, Grazella memberi tahu saya bahwa dia memiliki gaun untuk saya kenakan ke bola. "Bagaimana kamu tahu ukuranku?" Tanyaku.

"Saya pandai menebak ukuran," katanya kepada saya. Aku menyelinap keluar dari celanaku. Saya telah mengenakan pakaian yang sama selama seminggu, dan mereka mulai merasa sedikit ketat, saya menyadari. Tapi itu mungkin hanya karena masakan Grazella yang enak. Menambah sedikit berat badan akan baik-baik saja. Grazella mengatakan sang pangeran tidak suka putri kurus. Gaun itu tampak indah.

"Ini sempurna,'' kataku.

"Kami akan menyimpannya untuk bola," jawabnya. "Aku membuatkanmu beberapa pakaian lagi untuk dipakai beberapa minggu ke depan." Dia memberiku rok dan blus. Sangat pas, tidak kencang.


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Dua minggu berikutnya, saya menghabiskan waktu membaca semua tentang sejarah pangeran dan keluarganya sehingga saya akan memiliki hal-hal untuk dibicarakan di pesta dansa. Dan saya terus makan makanan enak Grazella. Itu adalah makanan yang lebih baik daripada yang pernah saya rasakan.

"Dari mana kamu mendapatkan semua makanan enak ini?" Saya bertanya setelah saya berada di sana dua minggu.

"Apa maksudmu?"

"Nah di rumah kita punya restoran dan supermarket."

"Saya menanam semua makanan di kebun saya, dan apa pun yang tidak bisa saya dapatkan saya beli di pasar. Sebenarnya, besok kamu akan ikut denganku."

"Benarkah?" Saya sangat bersemangat.

"Kami harus memperkenalkan Anda ke kota. Bolanya minggu depan, dan kamu harus mulai menarik perhatian pangeran."

"Apakah dia akan ada di sana?"

"Tentu saja tidak. Tapi beberapa pelayan istana akan. Dia selalu ingin laporan tentang gadis-gadis di kota. Para pelayan akan memberi tahu dia tentang Anda. Di sini," dia memberi saya gaun baru lainnya.

"Ini sepertinya sedikit berpakaian untuk pasar."

"Kamu harus terlihat sangat hebat, jadi kamu akan menarik perhatian, percayalah padaku." Dia mengirim saya ke kamar saya untuk memakainya; Saya ingin melihat diri saya di cermin, tetapi tidak ada cermin. Dia mengatakan kepada saya cermin mempromosikan kesombongan. Saat saya melepas pakaian saya dan mengenakan gaun itu, saya perhatikan bahwa dada dan perut saya telah terisi sedikit. Saya bahagia. Saya akhirnya mendapatkan sedikit sosok. Apa pun yang Grazella masukkan ke dalam makanan, sangat bagus.

Segera saya keluar, dan Grazella mengepang rambut saya. "Kami ingin rambut Anda jauh dari wajah Anda, sehingga mereka dapat melihat betapa hebatnya penampilan Anda," katanya kepada saya. Saya mengangguk. Saya mulai menyukainya di sini di Hutan Merah. Mungkin saya tidak akan pernah pergi sama sekali.


Kami naik kereta Grazella, dan segera kami berada di pasar. Sekarang saya dikelilingi oleh orang-orang. "Saya akan memperkenalkan Anda sebagai keponakan saya," katanya kepada saya. "Mereka tidak akan mengerti tentang Anda yang datang dari tempat lain."

"Tidak apa-apa," kataku.

"Ini Annie," dia mulai memperkenalkan saya. "Keponakanku. Dia datang untuk bola Pangeran." Saya diperkenalkan dengan banyak orang. Saya melihat mereka melirik saya. Beberapa pria mencubit pantat saya, tetapi saya tidak keberatan. Sangat menyenangkan akhirnya berada di tempat di mana saya mendapatkan perhatian.


Saat kami berjalan melewati pasar, Grazella berbisik kepada saya, "mereka adalah pelayan istana." Kami berjalan melewati mereka dengan santai, dan dia memperkenalkan saya, dan berkata saya di sini untuk bola. Salah satu pelayan pria menatap saya, dan berkata, "Kami pasti akan memberi tahu pangeran bahwa ada seorang gadis baru yang menarik di kota."

Segera kami memiliki semua yang kami butuhkan, dan kami kembali ke kereta.


Setelah makan malam, Grazella berkata kepada saya, "Sekarang pangeran akan segera tahu tentang Anda, kami harus memastikan Anda tidak membuat kesalahan pada bola. Kami hanya punya satu minggu lagi." Saya mengangguk.


Minggu berikutnya, dia bekerja keras untukku. Selama makan dia memastikan saya tahu peralatan makan apa yang harus digunakan. Ketika saya sedang makan atau tidur, saya berlatih curtseying dan menghafal nama-nama keluarga kerajaan. Sesekali Grazella menyuruh saya mencontoh gaun untuk bola. Kadang-kadang saya mendengar dia berbisik, kedengarannya seperti, "belum cukup siap," tapi saya pikir saya berhalusinasi.


Malam sebelum pesta, dia berkata, "Besok kamu harus berpuasa sepanjang hari. Akan ada banyak kursus dan Anda harus memakan semuanya. Banyak gadis akan mungil dan memilih makanan mereka. Pangeran akan senang melihat bahwa Anda memiliki nafsu makan yang besar. Untuk berlatih, saya telah menyiapkan pesta malam ini."

"Kurasa aku masih kenyang dari makan siang," kataku sambil menepuk perutku. Saya telah memperhatikan selama seminggu terakhir bahwa saya tidak perlu terlalu banyak mendorong kursi saya. Saya kira saya menambah berat badan. Tapi tidak masalah, jika itu yang disukai pangeran.

"Kenapa kamu tidak tidur siang, mungkin kamu akan lapar kalau begitu." Jadi saya mengangguk. Saya menyadari bahwa saya mulai lelah. Aku menanggalkan pakaianku, dan mengenakan gaun tidur yang dia buat untukku. Aku memejamkan mata.


Saya sedang bermimpi. Saya mendengar pintu terbuka, dan Grazella masuk. Aku merasakan dia merasakan perutku. "Hampir siap," katanya.


Ketika saya bangun, saya merasa segar, dan tentu saja, lapar. Saya mengenakan gaun saya, dan duduk di meja.

"Sekarang," kata Grazella. "Kami akan berpura-pura Anda berada di bola. Setelah menari, Anda akan duduk. Kita akan pergi makan persis seperti besok." Saya mengangguk. Sewaktu dia meletakkan setiap kursus di depan saya, saya mendapati saya lapar. Dia terus mengingatkan saya untuk menggunakan peralatan makan yang tepat. Dan mengajukan pertanyaan kepada saya. "Sulit untuk berkonsentrasi pada garpu apa yang akan digunakan ketika Anda menanyai saya," jawab saya.

"Ingat, akan ada percakapan saat makan malam, kamu perlu memastikan kamu bisa melakukan keduanya," dia mengingatkanku.

Pada saat dia meletakkan makanan penutup di depan saya, saya bahkan tidak menyadari bahwa saya sudah makan begitu banyak kursus. Saya bahkan tidak merasa kenyang. Ketika makanan penutup selesai, dia berkata, "Dan sekarang, untuk memberikan sentuhan akhir pada gaun Anda." Dia menyelipkan saya ke dalamnya, dan memberi saya beberapa tumit. "Anda harus berlatih berjalan dengan tumit," katanya. Saya berputar-putar. Saya terlihat sempurna.


Saya tidur siang, jadi saya tidak lelah, jadi saya pergi untuk membaca. Saya harus memastikan saya tahu apa yang harus dibicarakan dengan pangeran. Tapi akhirnya, saya tertidur.


Saya bermimpi. Saya melihat seorang gadis memanjat melalui portal. Ada ruang loteng. Sepertinya akrab. Seperti itu mungkin saya di kehidupan lain. Kemudian mimpi itu hilang. Sekarang saya melihat diri saya di bola. Pangeran datang ke arahku. "Kamu terlihat sangat cantik," katanya. Dia memelukku dan kami menari. Saya melihat semua sosok tongkat ini, yang saya sadari adalah gadis-gadis lain di pesta dansa, menatap saya. Pangeran membungkuk dan berbisik di telingaku. "Wow, kamu sangat besar." Saya melihat ke bawah pada diri saya sendiri. Perut saya mengembang semakin besar.


Saya bangun dengan kaget. Matahari bersinar di jendela. Grazella masuk, "saatnya bersiap-siap untuk hari itu," katanya. Saya mengenakan pakaian harian saya.

"Tidak ada sarapan atau makan siang hari ini, ingat. Kamu perlu menyelamatkan nafsu makanmu." Saya mengangguk. Saya pergi ke ruang baca. Saya akan belajar sepanjang hari.

Sore hari, kami minum teh. "Kamu harus tidur siang. Kamu tidak ingin lelah jika kamu akan menari sepanjang malam di pesta dansa." Saya mengangguk.


Saya pikir saya mungkin bermimpi lagi. Tapi tidak ada apa-apa. Saya bangun ketika Grazella masuk, dan dia berkata, "Waktunya pergi." Saya meraih bra saya. "Tidak perlu," katanya. "Kamu ingin pangeran melihat belahan dadamu. Percaya kepadaku. Gadis-gadis lain tidak akan memiliki apa yang kamu miliki." Saya mengangguk. Dia mengenakan gaun itu padaku. "Saya akan membuatnya sedikit kalah," katanya. "Lagipula akan ada banyak makanan malam ini." Saya mengangguk. "Aku tahu kamu melawan cermin, tapi tidak bisakah aku melihat diriku sendiri sekali saja?"

"Tentu saja sayangku," katanya. "Sekarang kamu sempurna untuk bola." Dia membawaku ke kamarnya. "Lihat di cermin ini," katanya. Saya telah. Saya terlihat sempurna.


Segera kami naik kereta dan menuju ke kastil. Saat semakin dekat dan dekat, itu terlihat semakin indah. Ketika kami tiba, Grazella mengumumkan, "Grazella dan keponakanku Annie." Bujang itu membantu kami turun dan segera saya berjalan ke kastil. Banyak orang berbaur. Banyak wanita. Kemudian saya melihat keluarga kerajaan. Saya mengenali pangeran dari foto-fotonya. Raja dan Ratu mendatangi kami. Grazella dan saya curtsied. "Ini keponakanku, Annie," katanya. "Dia datang ke sini khusus untuk bola," grazella mengumumkan. Pangeran, Michael, mendatangi kami, dan saat aku membungkuk, aku melihat dia sedang melihat dadaku. "Keponakanku, Annie," kata Grazella kepada pangeran.

"Senang bertemu denganmu," katanya sambil mencium tanganku. "Saya harap Anda akan menyimpan beberapa tarian untuk saya."

"Saya akan merasa terhormat," kata saya, seperti yang diinstruksikan.


Segera tiba waktunya untuk makan malam. Pangeran meraih lenganku dan membiarkanku ke meja. Grazella duduk di ujung lain bersama para pendamping. Saya melihat semua wanita muda menatap saya dengan cemburu ketika pangeran membiarkan saya duduk di sebelahnya. Saya kelaparan.

"Saya harap Anda lapar," kata pangeran.

"Saya," kata saya kepadanya. "Saya menantikan semua kursus."


Segera kami dilayani kursus pertama. Saat saya menyesap sup saya, saya melihat gadis-gadis lain hanya menyesap beberapa teguk. Kursus demi kursus disajikan. Salad, lalu daging, lalu pasta. Saya kehilangan jejak. Pangeran terus berbicara dengan saya. Segera makanan penutup datang, kue yang rumit, puding dan banyak lagi. "Senang bertemu dengan seorang gadis dengan nafsu makan yang hangat," kata Pangeran Michael kepada saya. "Aku suka itu pada seorang wanita," aku tersipu. "Seorang gadis dengan daging di tulangnya akan memiliki anak-anak yang sehat," katanya.

"Kami akan istirahat sejenak, dan kemudian menari," raja mengumumkan. "Ayo Annie," kata Grazella.

"Aku akan menemukanmu untuk tarian pertama," kata Pangeran Michael. Saya mengangguk.


Grazella membawaku pergi. "Saya dijejali," kata saya. "Saya tidak tahu apakah saya bisa menari."

"Kamu akan baik-baik saja," kata Grazella, "Pangeran hampir tidak melihat gadis lain sepanjang malam. Pada akhir malam, dia akan melamarmu."

"Tapi dia baru saja bertemu denganku."

"Sayangku, kamu dimaksudkan untuk datang ke sini, dan bersama pangeran."

Dia membawaku ke ballroom. Musik telah dimulai. Semua orang berkeliaran. "Mengapa tidak ada yang menari?"

"Itu adalah bola pangeran. Tidak ada yang menari sampai dia mulai." Pangeran Michael turun dari singgasananya, dan berjalan ke arahku, dan mengulurkan tangannya kepadaku. Saya mengambilnya, dan dia membawa saya keluar ke lantai dansa. Segera pria memilih pasangan mereka. Saat pangeran memutar-mutarku, semua orang tampak seperti sosok tongkat, seperti yang ada dalam mimpiku. Tapi itu baru saja mimpi. Pangeran memberi isyarat ke orkestra, dan sebuah nomor lambat muncul, "Kamu adalah gadis paling menakjubkan yang pernah saya temui," kata pangeran kepada saya. Dia membungkuk untuk berbisik di telingaku. Aku menarik napas. Dia membungkuk dan menciumku. Dari sudut mataku, aku melihat Grazella dengan senyum lebar di wajahnya. Dan kemudian tiba-tiba, Michael menarik diri dari saya, "Kamu sangat besar," katanya. Hampir seperti dalam mimpiku. Saya melihat ke bawah. Tiba-tiba gaunku robek; Semua orang menatapku. Saya mencoba untuk bergerak tetapi saya tidak bisa. Di depanku, Pangeran Michael adalah patung beku seperti.

"Apa yang telah kamu lakukan?" sang Ratu menatap Grazella. Hanya saja dia bukan Grazella yang cantik lagi. Di depan mataku, dia telah berubah. Saya menyadari mengapa tidak ada cermin, kecuali di kamar tidurnya. Saya akan melihat wajah aslinya. Dan ketika saya melihat ke cermin, itu menunjukkan kepada saya apa yang dia ingin saya lihat.


"Grazella, apa yang terjadi padaku?" Tanyaku.

"Akhirnya," katanya. "Akhirnya aku bisa membalas dendam."

Ratu berbicara, seolah-olah dia tiba-tiba teringat. "50 tahun yang lalu, saya datang melalui portal. Saya menghadiri pesta Pangeran dan dia memilih saya sebagai ratunya."

"Tapi dia seharusnya memilih saya," kata Grazella. "Aku adalah putri yang paling cantik. Dia akan menikah denganku. Tapi kemudian Anda muncul entah dari mana dan dia menikahi Anda. Saya telah menunggu begitu lama sampai gadis lain datang melalui portal. Anda melihat sayangku. Saya tahu pangeran akan seperti ayahnya. Dia akan memilih gadis paling cantik di pesta dansa. Tetapi dia akan menolak Anda jika Anda sangat besar. Jadi saya akhirnya akan membalas dendam." Dia menjentikkan jarinya dan pangeran keluar dari kesurupannya.

"Annie, apa yang terjadi padamu, kamu sangat cantik."

"Mantra ajaib," kataku. "Grazella telah menggemukkanku, tapi dia menyamarkannya dengan gaun ini. Dia ingin membalas dendam pada orang tuamu."

"Oh Annie, aku mencintaimu, aku tidak peduli seberapa besar kamu." Pangeran menciumku lagi. Saya mendengar Grazella berteriak. Tiba-tiba, semuanya menjadi hitam.


Ketika saya bangun, Pangeran Michael dan orang tuanya menatap saya. Saya berada di tempat tidur.

"Apa yang terjadi?" Tanyaku.

"Anakku mematahkan mantra Grazella, dengan menerimamu meskipun kamu sangat besar" kata Ratu. "Ketika itu terjadi, Grazella menghilang dalam kepulan asap. Anda jatuh pingsan, dan Anda sudah seperti itu selama dua minggu. Tapi kabar baiknya adalah, sihir yang dia kenakan padamu juga telah rusak." Saya melihat ke bawah pada diri saya sendiri. Saya tidak terlalu besar lagi.

"Selama dua minggu terakhir kami berharap Anda akan bangun," kata raja. "Dan sekarang sudah, dan pernikahan bisa dilanjutkan."

"Kamu masih menginginkanku?" Saya bertanya kepada Pangeran Michael.

"Kamu cantik. Aku ingin kamu menjadi putriku. Tapi saya punya satu pertanyaan. Dari mana Anda berasal, benarkah?"

"Tiba-tiba itu kembali padaku. " Saya datang melalui portal, ke dunia ini."

"Di loteng, kan?" sang Ratu menatapku. "Sama seperti yang saya lakukan. Sekarang sayangku, maukah kamu tinggal, atau kamu ingin kembali ke sana?"

Saya memandang Pangeran Michael. Dia telah menyatakan kasihnya kepada saya, apakah saya normal atau sangat besar. "Saya akan tinggal."


Kami menikah sebulan kemudian. Beberapa bulan kemudian, saya melihat diri saya di cermin di istana. Berat badan saya bertambah, tapi kali ini sehat. Itu bukan dari mantra. Saya sedang mengandung anak Michael.

Saya melakukan perjalanan kembali ke rumah Grazella. Saya melihat portal, dan ruang loteng saya. Dia ada di sana, tapi dia masih muda. Kemudian portal ditutup. Saya meninggalkan rumah dan kembali ke istana.

Kemudian Pangeran Michael dan saya hidup bahagia selamanya.


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How Easy Is It to Learn How to DJ?

In recent years, a DJ has become an integral part of many events and even weddings. Gone are the days of hiring a band whose repertoire is limited by the instruments that they can perform on. But how can you take advantage of this growing trend of the 2000s and how easy is it to become a DJ? The answer varies according to your technological talents and also your budget. A good DJ can utilise any equipment and make a great show for their patrons no matter what they are faced with. So what does it take? How can you boost your love of music into a blossoming career? Here we will look at what it takes to be a cut above the rest and start your new DJ career off right!


There are plenty of reasons to start learning how to DJ. Maybe you want a change of career or perhaps you would like to perform for your family and friends at your own gatherings. Whatever the reason, it is not something you can simply pick up in a day. It takes practice and above all patience! 

Get to know your equipment. When starting out you may not have the cash lying around to get a state of the art studio set up. This is not so much of an issue! Many quality DJs know just how to adapt to whatever equipment they are given. To do this, you can start small. Look into second hand gear and read the manual thoroughly. Get to know how to use the software as well as the tools of the trade, once you get to know one set of gear you will be likely to pick up most other. Some clubs will have access to their own equipment so being versatile is key to success if you are looking to make this into a career.

There are a few basic skills that you will need to grasp in order to be good at what you do. Beatmatching is a given, ensuring that the tempo, the speed at which the songs are playing, and the phase match so that both songs play at the same time in sync. Phrasing is also important and a familiar term for most people who have played a musical instrument in the past. It is basically the mixing of tracks at points in the songs where they make sense. Getting the hang of all of these skills will put you in good stead for your DJ venture.

Party DJ Hire Melbourne has evolved into helping others throw unforgettable parties and events for every occasion. We are one of the leading suppliers of DJ services in Melbourne and this is reflected in our professionalism, reliability and ability to communicate with our clients.

Jack G. info@djhire.melbourne https://djhire.mebourne


A View in the Mirror, The Friendly Giant (2 Poems)

A View in the Mirror


I am the way that I am... and you are only you. 
There never has nor never will be any others like us two. 
Many things that's we've been told, 
They really hardly matter; 
They serve to hurt or separate, or lie or slightly flatter. 
Useless groups that people join 
And dearly pay the price; 
Some are only cheaters and some are not quite nice. 
Your race or nationality, 
Your age or height or gender; 
Whether you eat red meat 
Or put veggies in a blender... 
It doesn't really matter, it's all a silly game; 
We're all two-legged animals and rather much the same. 
We all behave the way we do for many different reasons; 
And that behavior seldom changes, 
As constant as the seasons. 
Hold a mirror to your face and tell me what you see; 
You see yourself, that's all there is. 
When I look... I see me. 
We can not be what we are not, 
Through someone else's eyes; 
To view another through our own mirror, is seldom very wise. 
I accept who I am and I know that I'm not you; 
No more than you can expect to see... 
Me, through your own view. 
That's why manipulation and fear are often used; 
To force someone to be another... serves only to abuse.

"Why must you be so different... 
Why can't you be like me?!"

"Because I'm not... I am my self, 
And my self is what I shall be!"

The Friendly Giant

Where does the friendly giant hide 
In this land of thoughtless pygmies? 
Where does Santa land his sleigh 
In a land of "gimme, gimme"?

Where does a bee seek nectar 
In a land of artificial flowers? 
How can one lead a stable life 
In a land of shifting hours?

Where can a ray of sunshine fall 
In a room where shades are drawn? 
Where can a thoughtful person thrive 
In a land so filled with brawn?

Where does the artist's eye find beauty 
In a land now ugly and bland? 
Where does the fish find a stream to swim 
In a land of arid sand?

Where does a man find honesty 
In a land where nothing is fair? 
Where does a tree grow tall and green 
In a land of poisoned air?

Where does the pioneer travel 
In lands where the borders are closed? 
Where does the minstrel sing his songs 
in a land where deafness grows?

Where does the craftsman sell his skill 
In a land of dubious wares? 
Where does the poet write the tender lines 
In a land where no one cares?

Where does a child learn to laugh 
In a land of frowns and sorrows? 
Where does the star man spin his tales 
In a land where there's no tomorrow?

Where does the giant hang his head 
In despair and utter sadness? 
He lives in a land that knows no joy 
And has chosen instead, sheer madness.

Diana Hunter McGuerty has been a teacher for over 35 years and a lifetime poet.

Diana's first published poetry book is titled Many Shades of Light: Reflections in Poetry

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What to Take and Save Money On a Photographic Holiday



What equipment should I take on holiday is a common question. The simple answer is what are you going on holiday to try to photograph. For example if going on safari you are going to need a long telephoto lens this will make sure you keep your distance from some potentially dangerous wild animals this will help you to get close up while keeping your distance.


A 24-70mm can be used for a multitude of situation they are also convenient and normally light weight so as not to add too much to you baggage allowance and cover virtually any situation you may come across. A tele converter can be useful and not as costly as a telephoto lenses.

If you don't already own a battery grip this could save time and trouble especially in those isolated spots. Most battery grips now a days will take normal batteries of course, you'll need to check your grips instructions. Because when traveling weight will play a crucial part of since you are limited by the airlines.

Make sure your camera bag is airline friendly and that you can carry it onto the plane, the last thing you want is to check in your camera bag, get to your destination to find you camera bag is somewhere else in the world. Make sure to pack an international travel plug adaptor so that you can charge batteries use your laptop or just charge the iPod.

Since most of us don't have small laptops it may be worth taking a portable hard drive or one which has a viewer such as Multimedia Storage Viewers these can be quite expensive though. A circular polarising filter can be handy when shooting skies and helping reduce reflections on glass or water. These are light weight so won't add too much to your final bag weight. Don't forget a light tripod such as a gorilla pod you need this for sharp images when shooting in low light such as dawn or dusk or even after dark.

It may be worth using the bath scales to check your bags weight. Check your limits on the air carrier's web sites as you don't want to pay excess baggage as it can be quite expensive.

One of the main things to remember is pack only what you need. Read up on the location you are traveling to check out how to access hard to reach places what time is best suited to photographing. Google earth before you go is great for checking out routes and finding good viewpoints Once at your destination check out the local postcards they often show the normal tourist locations but often have locations of much lesser known places.

House swapping is now becoming more popular it's a good way to stay somewhere cheap, if you have a house in a good location.

Most importantly have fun and enjoy the rest remember don't take any work with you unless you're a pro photograper.

John Hutchison has been a professional photographer on and off since 1981, he gained an LBIPP in 1990 from the British Institute of Professional Photographers so he has first hand experience! He worked for a newspaper for over 12 years dealing with flat copy and digital images.

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It's Monsoons AND a Long Weekend: 5 Tips to Get You Singin' in the Rain




"Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet." - Bob Marley


There's a reason why rains bring out the poet in most of us. Whether you choose to stay indoors or get soaked, there's something about rainy days that makes you wish to fly away.

But somewhere along this dream monsoons is the reality that looms large like the proverbial villain. Why, oh why, are there monsoon hassles?

Think smelly clothes, dirty shoes, bad traffic, mosquitoes' army and dumb drivers (who splash water as they zoom past). Yuck.

Cheer up. It's a war out there and you just can't let it hold you back.

So, whether you're planning a trip to Neemrana, Jaisalmer, Fagu or Kasauli or just a long drive, we'll help you have the time of your life this monsoon.

Considering that you already know and already have cute raincoats - we love the fluorescents, transparents and the printed ones - let's think beyond all that, shall we?

Here goes a top fiver for rainy days:

1. Smartphone and charger - Waterproof phone cover and a power bank charger. Invest in these things. Amazon has some great stuff.

2. Repellants - Every trekker and his neighbour's best friend swears by it.

3. DIY rain-proof shoes - There is such a thing. Simply rub wax on your shoes (you can take a candle), spend a minute with a hairdryer and voila! Your water-proof shoes are ready.

4. Skincare - Go basic with skincare this monsoon. Try a spoon of honey as a cleanser or almond scrub and just keep yourself clean and dry. 
You could try this fun face mask. Simply mix 1 egg white, ½ a cup beer (resist the urge to slurp) and 2 teaspoons lemon juice. Apply and rinse off after 10 minutes. Get glowing. 
Nothing elaborate.

5. Cocktails - Get a load of these fun cocktails to brighten up the evening. 
Whiskey Skin (helps big time if you catch a cold) 
Simply rinse a mug with boiling water to warm it. Add a teaspoon of sugar and lemon peel to a bit of warm water just enough to dissolve it. Add Scotch and some more warm water. That's it. Ready so soon. 
Space Gin Smash 
In a shaker, add a few mint leaves, a quarter of a lemon, 2 green grapes minus the seeds, an apple cube and a bit of simple syrup (basically equal parts water and sugar on medium heat). Give a light mix. Now add gin and ice and shake it up. Voila!

So, may we ask, where are we going this weekend?

Come rain or shine - Saturdays & Sundays can be fun-days

Knock on the Unexpected With Colour Surprise




"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells."


Why, thank you Dr. Seuss, so do we. And what better way to add zing to the brain than to have colours awesomed all over the place. In our world, we can have a mauve sun and raspberry clouds. Hair, clothes, walls, furniture or shoes - colours have the power to take them to another level. That's why we need to go beyond and experiment. Yes, it's a thing.

So without further ado, let's start playing with colours.

The question is how to go about it...

To get your thinking caps on, we have put together some colour trends that are all ripples, splash and waves. That said, whichever colours you choose to play with, ought to be a reflection of your personality and shouldn't be chosen to please others. 
Also, have you ever wondered what exactly is a trend? A generic definition would be that a trend is merely lots of people following a single thing. And since we are just not about following, we're about walking at our own pace, let's step aside whether or not these different colour combos are trending.

Warning: Forget about playing it safe.

So, here goes a colourful palette of 5: 
1. Muted greens and fiery reds - If a dash of greenery with a bloom of red looks good on nature, then why not on you? 
2. Wine and purple - Throw these eccentric ones together... let their be fun! 
3. Aqua blue, lavender and teal - For those times when we whisper sweet nothings. 
4. Yellow and mint green - Because I want it that way. And, once in a while, I like to give red a rest from being the bright one. Night, night red. Hey sunshine. 
5. Black and green - Try it and keep tossing which one is dominant. Go ahead with any shade... of green.

5 'buts' of colour combos

Like with every good thing, this list also comes with a 'but'. Lucky for you, the 'but' doesn't come with rough edges. 
1. Don't think of this as an unusual colour hackathon. Simply put, don't go all over the place making weird combos. 
2. If it hurts the eye, remove. 
3. Larry Tesler invented the copy paste command for a purpose different from colour combo. Making up colours is a trial and error thing and not a copy from here and there stuff. 
4. Ask why before you start combining. Is the purpose to create a visual feast, be daring, look different or suit the mood? Clarity is a much-needed rarity. 
5. And lastly, don't be so serious. Play.

Wrapping it up...

So, there's never an end to nonsense. It's an unlimited edition. Till we meet again, keep nonsensing.

Here are Weird Colour Combinations. 5 Unusual colours that add life to your palette.

A Link Between "The Rainbow Sign" and "My Son the Fanatic" by Hanif Kureshi




Hanif Kureshi came across many complications as a diaspora identity in a place where the people of his lot are loathed greatly and are looked down upon. His works depict all that he encountered. "The Rainbow Sign" and "My Son the Fanatic" too hold the imprints of his experiences of life. One of the many things common in both works is the shadow and the impression of the West on the minds of the "Others". In "My Son the Fanatic", we are told indirectly that Parvez wanted to do well in England "His dream of doing well in England would have come true." Similar is in "The Rainbow Sign", the narrator tells that his father "... married here and never went back to India" and "the young people continually asked me about the possibility of getting into Britain". In my view, there is this socially-constructed image of the West that resides in the minds of the people. 
Parvez and even the narrator of "The Rainbow sign" both are prone to the ways of the West. They ostensibly seem to be having no major issues residing there. They have been through much and to a great extent they have adopted the style of living that the Western world presents to them irrespective of the sufferings inflicted on them. Just as the narrator of "The Rainbow Sign" tells us, "... This is where the lads congregated to hunt down Pakistanis and beat them." Despite the maltreatment, the racial abuse and the discrimination, the narrator is fine with being there in England. "... But despite all this some identification with England remains." 
Parvez knows what problems he or his son can get into yet he does not bring into consideration the idea of him being in a society which offers but less to the "Others". His son Ali tells him, "'The Western materialists hate us' Ali said. 'Papa, how can you love something which hates you.'" Giving us a view that despite knowing this, it is as if they have been tied down being forced to accept the Western World. Something very similar goes on with the narrator of "The Rainbow Sign". The attitude of the Occident towards the "Others" gets seen in both works. 
The problem of being a "half caste" is presented, indirectly if not directly. Being half-caste, you do not belong anywhere fully. You are made to sit on the fence unable to decide where to belong. This exactly is what has been presented, according to me. Culturally hybrid individuals are presented. The historical and cultural conflict between East and West, in one way or the other is put forth in both the works. Parvez has become wholly a part of the Western World, when his son acts the way he does not expect him to, he gets perturbed, inquiring him and even kicking him by then end of this. 
There is a clash between the East and the West. The base is Eastern and they are in an entirely different world; A world that is opposite to "their" world. Residence in a foreign country and the problems faced by those living there present to us a point of similarity in both. The perspective of "fitting in" is seen in addition to Cultural Dominance which remains a lingering theme in both.


This article puts forth a comparison between two works.

Roseanne's Dan Conner Joins A Long List Of Sitcom Characters Who Were Mistakenly Declared Dead


By Doug Poe

When the decision to revive the sitcom Roseanne was made, one of the problems had to do with the character of Dan Connor. The husband of the title character, played by actor John Goodman, had been declared dead after a heart attack in the finale of the last season two decades ago.

The writers, much like Hollywood versions of Victor Frankenstein, found a creative way to bring Dan back to life. It was probably not a difficult procedure, for the Roseanne panel had a plethora of precedents to examine for ideas.

Here are nine other popular TV sitcom characters who have been mistakenly declared dead, either through bureaucratic errors or chicanery.

Hawkeye Pierce in MASH

"The Late Captain Pierce" is the title of an episode where Alan Alda's character has to prove he still exists, even though the army has declared him as deceased.

Archie Bunker in All in the Family

America's most lovable bigot found himself in a struggle with the government, trudging through red tape to prove that his heart was still beating.

Abe Simpson in The Simpsons

In an episode called "The Old Man and the Key" after the famous novel by Ernest Hemingway, Grandpa has been erroneously declared dead by his nursing home.

Peter Griffin in Family Guy

The Grim Reaper comes for Peter believing he has died, but Old Scratch ends up injuring his ankle instead of claiming the head of the Griffin family.

Tom Silby in The Andy Griffith Show

In a side story of the classic episode called "Opie's Charity", a Mayberry citizen believed have died two years ago, returns to tell the Sheriff that he had merely left his wife after another spat. Instead of suffering the humility of a runaway husband, his wife had chosen to declare him dead and even carried out an elaborate funeral for him.

George Costanza in Seinfeld

George Steinbrenner and the rest of the front office of the New York Yankees believe that their employee has passed away, since the title character's best friend (played by Jason Alexander) had left his car unmoved in the parking lot for a week. This classic episode is called "The Caddy."

Thurston Howell the Third in Gilligan's Island

After hearing he has lost his entire fortune, the millionaire (played by Jim Backus) is thought to have committed suicide when the castaways find his hat floating on the lagoon.

Fish in Barney Miller

Abe Vigoda's unforgettable character in the police station runs into a huge problem when he finds his name in the obituary column in the "Discovery."

Drew Carey in The Drew Carey Show

He was in a coma in an airing called "Drew's Life After Death", but when a doctor sends a death certificate Drew's loved ones assume that he has passed on.

Handy, the Unfortunate Traffic Cop


By Harrington A Lackey

Lieutenant Robert Handoff started working as a policeman who directed traffic thirty years ago. He became famous as one of the best-known traffic director somewhere in Georgia because he went out of his way to make drivers feel special and safe. He was known for waving his hands at drivers so much that he was known affectionately called "Happy Hands" or simply "Handy." But one day, Robert's luck changed. As he was leaving from being on duty at an intersection for a weekend of fishing, he spotted a little boy walking across the road who was about to get hit by a car, driven by some speeding maniac. Robert was close enough to get the child out of harm's way, but in the process, he got hit himself. He almost got run over, but somehow his left hand got underneath the car's tire and crushed it.

The pain was excruciating. Robert howled as people flocked to him. Several motorists stopped. A young woman dialed 911. As they anxiously waited for an ambulance, they tried to comfort Robert whose hand was bleeding profusely. The wait felt like an eternity for Robert. Within ten minutes, an ambulance roared to the scene. Paramedics shot the stretcher out of the ambulance's back and Robert was quickly, but carefully hoisted.

The emergency team tried to calm him down as one of them gave him a pain-numbing sedative. The other carefully wrapped his hand around in a gauze to ease the bleeding. As the ambulance roared to the closest hospital, Robert was already feeling the effects of the sedative. The paramedic team raced him into the ER, a doctor was already waiting at a table and hooked him up to all sorts of hospital equipment. Then, they rushed him into surgery.

The operation took a grueling three hours. After the operation, Robert was placed in ICU. When he woke, Dr. Fingers, the surgeon came to talk to him. "I have some unfortunate news," he said. "We were able to save all of your fingers, except one - the middle finger."

Robert laughed slightly and said, "I'll bet I'll become real popular with drivers." The doctor smiled. "I remember you. Aren't you 'Handy'?" "Yes. I always used both my hands to direct traffic and wave at people. "But I won't be doing my job anymore." He sighed. "If I go out there in traffic, I'll make a lot of drivers mad because I'd have to use my middle finger."

Once out of the hospital, "Handy" left the police force to become a greeter at the local Walmart where he only waved at people with his right hand.

What Is a "Student Violin Outfit" and What Are Its Benefits?


By Nathan Weiss

"Outfit" is another word for "set," as in how the three primary components (violin, bow, and case) are sold in a package. Sometimes it's a better buy.

The beginning violin student and even someone with a few years of study might choose to purchase what is called a "violin outfit". This is in contrast to separately purchasing the violin, bow, and the case.

Why would a student (and the funding source, typically parents) go one route over the other? It is basically a matter of having strong preferences for characteristics of each component, versus not knowing why they would prefer one bow, one violin, or one case over another. And some of that has to do with simply how much tolerance the buyer has for shopping or confidence when entering a local violin shop and speaking with a violinmaker.

These same considerations go for students of violas and cellos.

It isn't difficult to find violins for sale at a local shop, online or in one of the large chain music stores. Violas and cellos for sale are similarly easy to find. The challenge isn't finding them as much as knowing which models to buy. For beginning players, it's a good bet that an outfit put together by a local violin shop is going to be a good buy.

Pricing of outfits - pretty much around $299 at the low end up to $2000 - is what makes them attractive as well. But that's not to say individual components will necessarily cost more if purchased separately. All too often the pricing of an outfit might be misleading when, for example, available violins are of acceptable quality but the bow and case are subpar.

To help a violin buyer determine if the outfit components are of reasonable, "beginner level" quality, here are some things to look for:

Bow: For the beginner, a bow made of fiberglass is common and acceptable, although a student might also consider a carbon fiber bow because they are sturdy (sturdier than wood, which tends to be more expensive) and are less affected by temperature and humidity. More expensive are the Brazilwood and Pernambuco bows, although the Pernambuco (considered by many to be "the best") are in short supply due to deforestation of the tree in its native Brazil (Brazilwood is derived from several species of available trees and as such is relatively inexpensive).

Case: A more expensive violin for a dedicated student might have a case with a built-in humidifier, thermometers and hygrometer (to check for humidity). But for students with a first violin, only the following should be a feature of the case: bow placement is secured to avoid contact with the violin, plus an extra compartment to hold rosin and a wiping cloth; interior padding with contours that mold to the shape of the instrument; hard exterior construction, made of wood, compacted foam, or carbon fiber. Soft-sided cloth carrying bags simply do not provide the same degree of protection.

Violin: A student's teacher might be the best guide in determining which beginner violin would work best. At the minimum, the strings need to be set right, neither too high nor too low. The pegs and fine tuners need to be operational. And the spacing of the strings, the "bow clearance," should be such that the bow does not hit the edges of the instrument when the violinist is bowing the outer strings.

The beginning student is also advised to find a luthier (violinmaker) who can determine where the student is at in his or her training. If the commitment is strong and there is some evidence of emerging talent, a smart strategy of investment in a good instrument, bow, and case might be in order. If the student has yet to demonstrate such qualities, a lower-priced violin outfit is perhaps the better choice.

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Airline Traveling Tips for String Players


By Nathan Weiss

Traveling on airplanes with musical instruments of any kind can be a challenge, particularly if we're considering professionals who are carrying fine violins as opposed to a child traveling with an inexpensive student violin. But violins are not double basses, just as piccolos are not sousaphones. Size matters.

As does the particular carrier you are flying with, as well as the interpretation of the rules by each plane's flight crews. The rules on United Airlines might be different from those on Spirit, American, Southwest, Alaska and JetBlue airlines. Even the time you board your flight can make a difference.

But at least there are, since 2015, U.S. Federal Aviation Administration rules that bring a semblance of order and universal rules - and prevent last-minute price gouging that plagued musicians for a long time.

The following provides a quick run-down of the rules and recommendations for violinists, violists, cellists, double bassists, and, of course, musicians who play the viola da gamba:

Small enough to carry on board (no seat) - Violins and violas are usually deemed small enough to carry on board on most flights. Tip: Pay for early boarding, as that makes it more likely you'll get space in the overhead bins near your seat.

Carry on board with a seat - While the rules are left to the discretion of each airline, it is possible to purchase a seat for a larger instrument (cellos and basses). Of course it makes sense to make that purchase in advance to ensure you and your instrument will be on the same flight. There is some judgment that may be left up to the flight crew as to whether your cello needs a seat in coach or first class, further emphasizing the need to work this out in advance.

Must check with baggage - When on-board space does not allow (which might happen with smaller regional carriers), it may be necessary to check your instrument. This is why your local violin shop recommends a sturdy case, even though many violinists would never consider checking their instrument; at such times, particularly in lieu of shorter regional distances, travel by car or train might make more sense.

Humidity issues - Planes as well as destinations might have a very low humidity factor. This is potentially an issue for the instrument if you originate in a humid environment. Humidifiers in the form of sponges in specially constructed containers are available to release moisture in a controlled fashion; ask your violin maker about whether he or she carries these in their violin shop.

TSA screening - Minimize any additional items inserted into your violin's case, as it might prompt the Transportation Safety Authority employee to open and handle the instrument in order to examine it. It is more likely to sail through x-ray screening hands-free if the instrument and bow alone are contained in the case.

Non-stop, direct, connecting and smaller (regional) planes - If you have to change planes on a trip it means repeating the boarding procedures and possibly educating a new flight crew on what you're doing. Or if you have a larger instrument that is checked in baggage, it's one more opportunity to be mishandled or lost. So choose your itinerary to be as direct/non-stop as possible.

So is travel worthwhile, given all these factors? Only you can decide. But the greatest musicians travel the most - follow their lead and learn to adapt.

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Being A Human Whisperer


By Shamala Tan

We have the Ghost Whisperer, Dog Whisperer, Cat Whisperer, Horse Whisperer, but have we thought about being the Mother of all whisperers? The Human Whisperer? I know this sounds funny but it is the most basic life skill set we all must strive to possess. And we think that as humans, we know how to do this?

Nope.

The number ONE challenge that almost all of my clients have is to be able to communicate effectively. Whether it is with their family, loved ones, colleagues, clients or subordinates, this is ONE BIG CHALLENGE.

Over the course of the last two to three weeks, it made me realise that most of the work that I have been doing is really about teaching people how to communicate effectively. It is not about speaking well or having good diction. It is about communicating with each individual or group in such a way that they get what I am saying. Sometimes, I am required to be tough/stern, others times I am required to be soft and loving, and other times, it is important to be humorous. TIMING to do what and when is really the key.

Some of the key challenges that most people face include:

communicating with self? Is there effective self talk that one has clarity in the direction they are heading?
communicating with others - Are your needs understood? Are you being heard?
is using voice better than touch? Or vice versa?
how to communicate effectively with a crowd so that you are rallying them towards something positive
does being a leader automatically make you an effective communicator? Or is it the other way around?

If our communication skills are effective, then we will certainly have less of a challenge in our relationship with others. It is a fundamental skill that we must have. However, it is also one of the most challenging to learn, and a skillset that is challenging to impart.

To effectively learn this skill, attending a workshop for the masses on tactics, techniques etc is not sufficient. Simply because we are all different. One must learn to adapt these skills to different life situations and with different people.

I have found that certain communication skills I have coached one client on, will not work on another as effectively. As the facilitator, I am required to adapt to each of the needs of my clients. Now, keep in mind that as a coach, it is necessary for me to have this skill set. But the reality is, everyone should have these skill sets too. We need one another, that goes without saying, so our need for one another requires us to communicate. If this skill is missing, not only are our own needs not being met, you will not be able to meet the needs of others as well, whether it is in an intimate relationship, social relationship or work relationship.

I just googled "how to communicate your sexual needs to your partner". And there are over 7 million results. This just goes to show that even the most basic human need is not being met. Couples are having real difficulties communicating their basic needs to their partners. If this is a challenge, what about other needs?

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Teaching Methods in Humanities


By Martin Hahn

The teaching methods in humanities, as well as social sciences, emphasize the idea of education being a kind of conversation between generations, and so frequently turns to great works and big ideas for teaching -content in humanities. As far as teaching methods in humanities are concerned, we are going to look at: Perennialism programs approach: these approaches to teaching methods in humanities deals past works on their own terms as if they might actually help students understand today better.

Past works are not viewed as mere historical artifacts, but as gateways to a deeper understanding of the human condition. History (and, by extension, the humanities in general) therefore plays a large role in perennialist curriculums, through social sciences like economics, psychology, and sociology can still be taught. There is a strong liberal Arts bent to perennialist programs. The key goals are to develop critical thinking, a strong foundation of core knowledge (or cultural literacy), and persuasion skill through informed debate and extensive practice in essay writing.

PRAGMATISM: Pragmatism, on the other hand, emphasizes making learning relevant to students' present-day experience. Assignments tend to center around projects and tasks rather than argumentative essays; these projects will often have a real-world application or relevance. There might be more of a social justice component to a pragmatic program, though that is not always the case. Subjects like history and philosophy, etc, meanwhile, might play a more prominent role in pragmatic programs. The key goals are to make learning progressive and relevant while teaching students real-life skills and critical thinking.

EQUAL BALANCE BETWEEN PERENNIALIST & PRAGMATIC APPROACH IN TEACHING METHODS IN HUMANITIES
Perennialists believe that the focus of education should be the ideas that have lasted for centuries. They believe the ideas are as relevant and meaningful today as when they were written. They recommend that students learn from reading and analyzing the works by history finest thinkers and writers. Pragmatic believe that when students study these works and ideas, they will appreciate learning. It also aims to develop students intellectual and moral qualities.

Perennialists classrooms are also centered on teachers in order to accomplish these goals. The teachers are not concerned about the student's interests or experiences. They use tried and true teaching methods and techniques that are believed to be the most beneficial to disciplining student's minds. The perennialists curriculum is universal and is based on their view that all human being possess the same essential nature. They also think it is more important that individuals think deeply, analytically, flexibly, and imaginatively. They emphasize that students should not be taught information that may soon be outdated or found to be incorrect.

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Blackjack Rules: Learn a Simple Basic Strategy Before You Play - Here's How


By Dennis J Occhino

Blackjack rules are important to understand when playing this casino table game. If played properly by using a simple Basic Strategy, the house advantage is very low, at about 0.5%.

The game is played on a table containing multiple decks of cards. (Usually six or eight). The cards are dealt from a device called a shoe or a CSM (continuous shuffle machine) by the house dealer in the casino.

The objective is for a player to have a completed hand totaling 21 or closer to 21 than the dealer's hand. Any player's or dealer's hand with a sum over 21 is a bust and therefore loses.

The card values are:

2 through 9 - count as their face value

10 through King - count as a ten value

Aces - count as eleven or one

How to Play

Playing is simple. After you placing an initial wager, two cards are dealt face up to each player. The dealer also takes two cards, one face up and one down, known as a hole card.

Based on the strength of the player's hand and the value of the dealer's up card, the player must make one of five options:

Stand - If the player has a strong hand such as a 10, 8 totaling 18, s/he would stand by taking no additional cards.

Hit - If the player has a weak hand such as 8, 5 totaling 13, s/he may hit by requesting additional card(s).

Split - If the two cards are of equal value such as an 8, 8 the player can split by playing two hands for an additional wager.

Double Down - Player may elect to double down by requesting only one card after doubling his/her wager. One example would be a 7, 4 totaling 11. The player would hope to receive any 10-value card to make a total of 21.

Surrender - (Where permitted.) When a player has a very weak hand against a dealer's strong hand, he/she may surrender the hand for ½ of the wager. One example would be a player with 15 and a dealer showing a 10 or ace up.

Per standard rules, a dealer must draw to a hand total up to 16 and stand (no draw) on a total of 17 or higher.

Note that the 17 rule varies between casinos. Some jurisdictions permit a dealer draw to a soft 17, (Ace + 6) others require a stand on all 17's. Drawing a card with a soft 17 always aids the casino. Standing on all 17's aids the player(s).

All winning hands, except for Blackjack, pay even money. A Blackjack is a two-card hand containing an Ace and any ten-value card. That payout is 3 to 2. Some casinos have reduced the BJ payout to 6 to 5. Stay away from the 6/5 games if possible. Here's why:

Players receive an average of about four Blackjacks per hour. With a 3/2 payout at a $10 minimum table, the total win is $60, whereas a 6/5 payout would only net you $48. That's a $12 loss per hour at a 6/5 table!

Simple Basic Strategy

Prior to playing, it is important to learn basic strategy. It is easy to comprehend and with a little practice your money can last longer at the table. Basic strategy cards are available in most casino gift shops. You can also find them on-line. Most casinos do not object to any player using the cards for reference while playing. Blackjack strategy applied properly is extremely important when playing the game.

The strategy is a blueprint for players that can greatly reduce the house edge to the aforementioned. It is easy to learn, though it does require some practice.

As previously mentioned, correct strategy is always based on the strength of the player's two card hand against the value of the dealer's up card. When applying this method, the player always assumes that the dealer has a ten- value card in the hole. Hence, the following strategy should be used whenever playing: Blackjack strategy applied properly is extremely important when playing the game.

Prior to Playing

Rules do vary between casinos so players should first scout the tables to look for liberal rules. In many jurisdictions the rules are posted at the table. If you do not see them, ask. Here is what to look for:

Split any pair

Double down on any two cards

Re-splitting allowed

Double after split allowed

Dealer stands on all 17's

Surrender permitted

Here is the Simple Basic Strategy:

Player Hard Hands, (no Ace) if You Have:

8 or less, always hit.

9, double if dealer has 3 through 6, otherwise hit.

10, double if dealer has 2 through 9, otherwise hit.

11, Double against dealer 2 through 10, hit against Ace.

12, hit against 2 or 3, stand against 4 through 6, otherwise hit.

13 through 16, stand against 2 through 6, otherwise hit.

17 through 21, always stand.

Player Soft Hands, (one Ace) if You Have:

Ace 2 or 3, double against 5 or 6, otherwise hit.

Ace 4 or 5, double against 4 through 6, otherwise hit.

Ace 6, double against 3 through 6, otherwise hit.

Ace 7, stand against 2, 7 or 8, double against 3 through 6, otherwise hit.

Ace 8 or 9, always stand.

Player Pairs, if You Have:

Aces or eights, always split.

Twos or threes, split against 2 through 7, otherwise hit.

Fours, split against 5 or 6, otherwise hit.

Fives, double against 2 through 9, otherwise hit.

Sixes, split against 2 through 6, otherwise hit.

Sevens, split against 2 through 7, otherwise hit.

Nines, split against 2 through 6 and 8 or 9. Stand against 7, 10 or Ace.

Tens, always stand.

Blackjack side bets are also available at almost every table. Although tempting, the house edge increases a great deal when these options are selected, some into double digits. Always keep in mind that your bankroll is at a greater risk of a quicker depletion when making these inviting side bets.

Remember that no matter which game you choose, the house always has the edge over the long term. The benefit of applying proper strategy is to increase your chances for short term gain.

Good Luck!

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The Cruel Tughluq Dynasty Ruler - Muhammad Bin Tughluq

The Cruel Tughluq Dynasty Ruler - Muhammad Bin Tughluq

By Priyesh Nair

Many of us are not are not aware of some intriguing facts about Indian history. Let's take a look at history of Tughlaq dynasty and Muhammad bin Tughluq to discover some of them.

The Tughluq dynasty ruled the Delhi sultanate from 1320 to 1413 and was founded by Ghazi Malik aka. Ghiyath al-Din Tughluq. Muhammad bin Tughluq was the most successful ruler of this dynasty who conquered a lot of land from 1330 and 1335. Although he was successful in expanding his empire, Tughlaq dynasty history was characterized by his tortures and cruelty leading to rebellions and disintegration after 1335 AD.

Before the Tughlaqs, the Khalji dynasty had control over the Delhi Sultanate. Khilji dynasty's governor Khusro Khan and Malik Kafur looted non-Muslim kingdoms for Alauddin Khalji. Alauddin Khalji died in 1316 leading to political instability. Ghazi Malik was a governor under the Khiljis for Punjab. He killed Khusro Khan to begin the Tughlaq dynasty.

Ghiyasuddin Tughlaq built Tughlakabad to protect his men from Mongol attacks. He rewarded those who supported him and punished those who had supported Khusro Khan. He lowered taxes on Muslims and raised the same for Hindus.

In 1321, Ghiyasuddin asked his eldest son Muhammad bin Tughlaq to attack Arangal and Tilang. He failed in his first attempt but succeeded 4 months later with the help of a stronger army. Arangal was renamed as Sultanpur; the complete state treasury was looted.

The Muslim leader in Lukhnauti helped Ghiyasuddin Tughlaq to attack Shamsuddin Firoz Shah in 1324-1325 AD and expand into Bengal. Ghiyasuddin Tughlaq handed over Delhi to Muhammad bin Tughlaq and himself led his army to Lukhnauti and won the battle. One of the cruelest chapters of his history has been the fact that he killed his father Ghiyasuddin Tughlaq and brother Mahmud Khan in 1325 AD when they were returning back after the same conquest.

In his reign of 26 years, Muhammad attacked Malwa, Gujarat, Mahratta, Tilang, Kampila, Dhur-samundar etc. He kept looting non-Muslim kingdoms but could not control emerging discontent and revolts.

He also imposed a 10 times higher land tax on non-Muslims living in fertile lands of Ganga and Yamuna. They were also asked to pay crop taxes by handing over half or more of their harvests. Hindu farmers stopped farming and the subcontinent was affected by famines at the same time. Muhammad bin Tughlaq resorted to more violence and mass punishments. He also executed other sections of the muslim communities like Shia, Sufis etc.

He then decided to move his capital from Delhi to Deogiri and renamed it as Daulatabad. People were forced to migrate and those who refused were killed. Daulatabad did not have enough drinking water and the capital was returned back to Delhi.

Revolts against Muhammad bin Tughlaq began in 1327 and the Sultanate started reducing in size after 1335. The Vijayanagara Empire did not allow the Delhi Sultanate to expand in southern India. Many other regions declared independence from Muhammad bin Tughlaq as well.

The state treasury had no precious metal coins after Tughlaq's expansive war campaigns. Coins of    Tughlaq dynasty started getting made using base metals with a face value of silver coins. People started minting fake coins of their own leading to an economic disaster. This was followed by 10 years of famines leading to several deaths.

Muhammad bin Tughlaq also tried to attack Khurasan, Irak and China but in vain. People who could not pay taxes were executed. He died in March 1351 while trying to attack people who rebelled against him in Sindh and Gujarat.

Some historians think that he wanted to forcefully impose orthodox Islamic practices while others thought that he was insane. By this time, the Delhi Sultanate lost its territories and covered only the Vindhya range in central India.

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